Posted by
Right Thinking on Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:27:01 AM
It isn't working.
The manner in which Constitutionalists (as opposed to many Republicans) confront the Left in this country is woefully misdirected. Conservatives in office are tripping over themselves to avoid calling Obama a socialist, while some commentators (Hannity, et.al.) never miss an opportunity to do so. I suggest that both tactics, just to employ this example, are ineffective. The other perjoratives, like "redistributionist," are even less effective. Why?
Most Americans possess a rather hazy understanding of just what a socialist is. Most may know it is something vaguely "not very nice," but just ask them to distinguish between Soviet communism, German National Socialism, and Italian fascism in the context of socialism, and they will stammer incoherently. They are in good company, since the same could be said for most Republican and Democrat members of Congress as well as the vast majority of political science professors at our (self) esteemed centers of Higher Learning. For that reason, calling Obama a socialist is a rather short-sighted thing to do. Not because it is inaccurate, but because it is ineffective.
I suggest a different approach. It might go something like this -
Keith Olbermann: Welcome to our show. Tonight we have a right-wing nut job joining us, who is surely hateful in his rhetoric toward Democrats and Progressives, whom I fully expect to embarass on national television as I unveil his obvious racism and hatred of the poor in this country. Good to have you, Mr. Mises.
Mr. Mises: It's great to be here, Keith! [Conservatives are, Constitutionally speaking, evangelistic and cheerfully waltz into dens of lions, confident of the goodness of their cause as they walk down the narrow path of conservative righteousness, certain of their abilities as lion tamers].
KO: I want to start out by asking you to comment on all these Fox News Teabagging hate-mongering right-wing fascists who are calling our beloved President Obama a socialist, in a sordid attempt to derail his glorious policies which champion equality. Are you as radical a whack-job as they are???
M: Oh, no, Keith. Given today's level of political discourse, I guess I would say that I'm well to the right of the people you describe. [Calmly being provocative keeps them even more unbalanced than they already are].
KO: [A little flustered, but recovers quickly....] How's that? [Eloquent, too].
M: [Patiently, as if speaking to a four-year-old]. You see, Keith, Obama may or may not be a socialist, progressive radical, or whatever other term that might offend your tender sensibilities. My problem with Mr. Obama is that he's a thief, no better than a successful burglar with a gun who breaks into your house.
KO: [Now clearly upset, since even he knows what an armed burglar is]. What on earth are you even talking about!?!
M: [Patience....patience..] It's really quite simple, Keith. Today, about 10% of the people in this country pay 90% of the income taxes flowing to the government, which extracts this amount by coercion. Why is that fair and equitable treatment?
KO: Because the rich can afford it, you nut-job moron!
M: But is that the basis of justice in this country? Is it morally justified to take someone's possessions simply because they have them? In any amount? Is it morally justified for me to break into your house, terrorize you and your loved ones at gunpoint, and help myself to your Das Kapital first edition?
KO: That's NOT the same thing@!! And you know it!! The poor don't pay as much because they're POOR, you idiot, and those who have more should MORALLY give more, to make everyone more prosperous in an equitable society!
M: But of course, you've misstated my position, and not very cleverly. If a wealthier person wishes to give to the poor, they are free to do so, and I commend them for it. But that's not what's happening. The government is taking that property by force, hance my allusion to the burglar with the gun, just like Mr. Obama. But I'm still waiting for you to answer my question - is forced equality the basis of justice in this country?
KO: Yes!
M: Do you have an alarm system installed in your home? Locks? Why? Why is it just in your alleged mind to deny the burglar? He's only really looking out for you? Or someone else....
KO: Look, you're really nuts! Let's say you're right....Bush did the same thing!
M: I agree. Does that make Bush right? Or Obama?
KO: [Muttering incoherently now...] But that's how it's always been in this country!!!
M: Once again, you are factually mistaken. Sure, Bush was a thief and I'm glad he's gone - to use my analogy, he was a burglar that just demanded less of his victims. Obama wants the deed to the house, by comparison. Sorta like Bush on crack and speed. And it hasn't always been this way. Before February 3, 1913, that other date that shall live in infamy, there was no graduated income tax. The 16th Amendment changed all that, and in doing so, legalized outright injustice, perpetrated by the government on the people.
KO: But just SOME people - the RICH!!! You just hate the poor!!!
M: No Keith, but I do hate injustice. Why can't you answer my question?
KO: [Inaudible...turning purple with apoplectic rage....]
M: Keith, that vein popping out of your neck doesn't look too good....maybe you should calm down a bit?
KO: Look, you.....you.....Bushite!!!!
M: Haven't you been paying attention? George II has been two too many. May the good Lord help us if we have another George III.
KO: You really are a radical!!!
M: Not really. I simply agree with St. Stan Evans, who optimistically observed once that any nation that can put a man on the moon, can abolish the income tax.
KO falls off chair, program cuts away and plays Soviet marching music to a black screen. This will improve their viewership.